Dorian Gray Has A Thing For Henries

If you don't believe me, ask Lord Wotton.  

And now I'm imagining Dorian bumping into a certain short shabby-looking gentleman later that evening in the pub, the bump being answered with a shove and a curse, the shove earning the shabby gent a loud slap, the slapper getting a punch in reply, all of which culminates in a brawl on the filthy floor and them getting kicked out on the street, where they proceed to express their dislike for each other by increasingly creative swearing as they walk it off into a secluded alley where they... 

*meaningful cough*

... continue their brawl. Obviously.